“From the EASTERN RITE of PASSAGE, April, 2015, Walking with spring.
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Thanks
Dennis “K1” Blanchard
Author adventures at the Gulfgate Library, Sarasota, Florida.
Jane and I spent a wonderful afternoon at the Gulfgate Library on April, 16th, doing what we love, talking about books with readers and other authors.
We managed to find new readers and I hope they’re enjoying their new books. I picked up some new reading as well. We’re fortunate to live in the “new” Key West. At one time, Key West was the winter haven for numerous writers, such as Hemingway, but authors seem to be migrating to the Sarasota in a big way. Authors, such as Stephen King, Lois Duncan (honored at this event!), David Hagberg, just to mention a few, now spend considerable time here, or reside here.
Kirsten (aka Chaos Fairy), took some great photos and posted a blog covering the event. So, why re-invent the wheel? Here is Chaos Fairy’s blog post. Enjoy.
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Book Trailers
Languages for Dummies.
There is a “Climate Change,” going
on that is very subtle. I consistently have new readers getting a
copy of Three Hundred Zeroes in Germany. What is a amazing here is
that they’re ordering more copies than the readers in the UK. English
is ESL, or “English as a Second
Language,” for them. I get occasional orders from places, such as,
Italy, The Netherlands, and elsewhere, but the Germans are reading
books in English.
In the summer of 2013, Jane and I
wandered all over Europe, hitting 13 countries. We ran into folks
from all over the globe, and it seemed that all of these globe
trotters spoke at least some English. However, you could always count
on the Germans to speak incredibly good English. A sign of fluency is
being able to understand innuendo and humor, and they excelled at it.
Is it their educational system? Is it just a desire to understand
English? Why not Spanish? Better yet, most of them did understand
other languages, but their English was excellent.
I’m seeing it in my reader audience.
I’m envious, I keep thinking back to when I was a kid; how I wish my
culture had encouraged me to become fluent in a second language,
especially German. I ended up stationed in Germany for several years,
during my military duty, and how I wish I had studied it before
arriving there.
I knew absolutely NOTHING about any
foreign language. When I flew into Germany, arriving at Frankfurt, I
found my military bus to take me to my airbase. It was a school bus
type vehicle. The driver was German, and there were no other
passengers, just me. We hopped onto the Autobahn and drove the 150 km
to Sembach AFB. As I rode along, I asked the driver about various
things I was seeing along the way. It was my first time away from the
USA.
I kept seeing signs along the Autobahn
for a city named, “Ausfahrt.” This city was huge! I had been a
ham radio operator for years and had talked with hundreds, if not
thousands, of German hams over the years, but none had ever mentioned
“Ausfahrt.” Not wanting to appear stupid, I resisted prodding the
driver about Ausfahrt. Eventually, I couldn’t stand it anymore and I
asked, “Please, tell me, I’ve heard of Frankfurt, Berlin, Hamburg,
Munich, etc., but I’ve never heard of “Ausfahrt,” how can that
be.” The driver couldn’t help himself, he burst into laughter and
when he was able to finally gain control, he informed me that
“Ausfahrt,” means, “Exit.” I had been seeing the exit signs
from the Autobahn and had no clue. I sat there dumbfounded and
embarrassed. Then, to add insult to injury, the driver told me, “We
have another large city named, “Einfahrt,” too. Enter!
I’m willing to be my German reader
friends, visiting the USA, will never be surprised to see the city of
“Exit,” along our Interstates.
Writing your own obituary.
I wrote this a few years ago. It actually came to me while I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. It is amazing the things that go through your mind when you’re off on a very long walk in the woods. Who better to write your obituary than yourself?
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I’m not going to live forever. Surprised? I hope not? I have some thoughts on what my self-delivered eulogy should say and I’m sharing them with you here today. I think it would be so appropriate if we could deliver our own eulogy, after all, who knows us better than ourselves? Of course we could record something and play it back, but that is so much like watching a re-run; I’d love to be able to do it “real-time!” Anyway, if I could talk to you from the other side, here is what I would say:
“I speculate the rumors of my death were not all that exaggerated this time? They had to get it right eventually. Hopefully I went quietly, I hate to think I made the front page of the National Enquirer: “Florida Man Killed Attempting Sex With 18 Foot Alligator…”
If I could sum my life up in a sentence it would read; “He lived for the moment, racing motorcycles, bicycles, hiking, a serious Ham Radio enthusiast, author, devoted Toastmaster, loved good food and helping others.” I tried to live by one rule; “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
My family will go on. My family—that still sounds a bit odd to my ears. I never pictured myself married with a family. It is a concept that always seemed was for other people. I was never going to get married and in some ways, I never did. I’ve spent the majority of my life with my best friend, Jane. We have two wonderful kids and they’re merely an outgrowth of the love that the two of us have for each other.
We were never supposed to be able to have children and I had come to accept that. Then one night at our local Chinese restaurant I opened my fortune cookie and it said, “You’ll be expecting a bundle of joy in August.” Jane had planted it there with the staff and was beaming at me across the table.
All these years later, she still beams. As we’ve grown together over the years we haven’t grown up. We seem to laugh more and suffer each other’s pranks more than ever; it’s what life is supposed to be. Years ago we made an agreement to love and cherish until death do we part; and that is what I’m addressing here; the “part” part.
I can envision a scenario where Jane goes to the local paper to write my obituary. Jane is very efficient and economical. When the ad rep tells her the fee for a submitted obituary is $1.00 per word she’ll pause, reflect, and then say, “Well, then, let it read, ‘Dennis Blanchard died.’ ” “Sorry, ma’am, replies the editor,” but I’m afraid there’s a seven-word minimum on all submitted obituaries.”
Flustered, Jane thinks for a minute and then instructs the ad rep to write,“Dennis Blanchard died. Selling used hiking gear…”
I want everyone to know that I never died — rather, I lived! Dying wasn’t a particularly frightening notion for me, its part of living and have I lived! Sometimes I’ve pondered: given the choice would I like to win a big lottery jackpot, or live life over…without a doubt I would do it again, it has been one hell of a ride! Money could never buy my wealth — memories of travels, accomplishments, failures, kids and the love of my life, there is no purchase of that; it is earned.
This is not a time for despair, this is a time for fond memories, stories about all the good times and food, yes, food! This is a celebration of a life and I loved any celebration that involved food. Good food is good comfort and that’s what is needed now. Put away the hankies grab a knife and fork and live for the moment; that would the best tribute I can think of.
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I’ve been given a second life…
Few things in life are game changers.
Some of the more obvious ones are; a major illness, having children,
becoming unemployed suddenly, from a long-term employment and so on.
Less obvious events can also be life
changers, but they sneak up on you, such as: friendships, technology
changes, an inheritance and so on. The Appalachian Trail was such a
life-changer for me, I didn’t see it coming.
When Jane, my long-suffering wife,
convinced me I had to go hike it in 2007, I saw it as going off on a
long hiking/camping trip. It was on my bucket list since the ’60’s,
but I hadn’t really acted on it. My brother and I had promised each
other we would hike it together when we finished our military duty,
but he was killed in Vietnam, so that never happened. As most of my
readers know, I took his Purple Heart Medal with me on the trail and
I’m convinced it is what motivated me to finish, in spite of a
six-artery heart bypass operation.
The hike, the operation and the people
along that marvelous trail were life-changers for me. I could feel
the change, even before the hike ended. I felt different. I knew that
I was going back to civilization a different man, and hopefully, a
better one. I’ve spent most of my life as an electrical engineer, that changed, now I am an author. I only have one book published so far, Three Hundred Zeroes, but have two more in the works. Still, I’ll always be an engineer at heart.
I wake each morning now with a smile. I
know that, regardless of what the day holds, I will make the most of
it, not complain and enjoy every minute—even when the going gets
rough.
Modern technology gave me a new heart.
They didn’t replace it, but they did serious repairs on it. The
medical profession made physical repairs to my system, but
inadvertently, they gave me an opportunity to see the world in a new
light, and that light shines brightly!
Three hundred zeroes, stories not in the book
Often, when writing a book, an author will have way more material than can go into the book. Some of the material gets pulled for various reasons. After six months of hiking, I had way too many stories to go into Three Hundred Zeroes. Here are some short samples of things that were left out, but had potential to be engaging and funny, had I developed them. See if you have any favorites:
1. I was at the Rock Spring Hut, Virginia, on 12 June, 2008. Enoch, a thru-hiker, had relatives and a niece show up to walk with him for a few days. His cute four year old niece saw me as the “Chosen One,” a character from a fantasy book the family was reading her. Everybody saw that as a good laugh. She stuck to me like glue. She asked her Mom about where all these people that live in the woods go in the winter?
2. Going into my heart surgery, I was
telling the fellow shaving my chest about a friend’s wife coming
out of her surgery. The friend, and his wife, are both big movie fans
and the Godfather is one of their favorites. He can quote every line
in the movie. Coming out of surgery, the first thing she said to her
husband was, “Where’s Michael?” After my heart surgery, when I
was coming to, I asked my nurse, Michelle, “Where’s Michael?” I
must have been still thinking about our earlier conversation, I
wasn’t even aware I did it. Later, she reported back that she
couldn’t find Michael and then I cracked up.
3. At Harpers Ferry, New York Minute
(NYM), a thru-hiker, and I stayed in a nice hotel, a Quality Inn. I
decided I was hungry and went outside, fired up my stove and cooked
some cous cous. When I returned, NYM looked at me really strangely
and asked why I didn’t use the microwave we had in the room. It
never dawned on me! We had been out in the woods so long I had
forgotten about electrical appliances.
4. When I left, Jane gave me a RoadID
to put in my shoe. It is a metal tag that many bicyclists wear in case
they fall off and are unconscious. I checked to see she had it
stamped: “If lost, return to Jane?”
5. At the Abingdon Gap Shelter, just
before Damascus, VA, a group of young people were lamenting the fact
that they had been on the trail all week and hadn’t seen any
wildlife. Standing immediately behind them was a large buck deer
staring at them. All week long they had been tromping through the
woods, making all sorts of noise. Groups never see much wild life.
Here, they were sitting quietly and the deer walked right up behind
them.
6. I had visions of creating a TV
series like Dr. Who called “Hiker Who.” His adventures would
center around going into a privy and “poof,” he would be
transported instantly to another shelter in another time.
7. At the Montebello, VA hostel, I
stayed there for the night. They’ve never had a single bear problem
in all the years they’ve been in business. I got up to pee about 2
am. Something must have awakened me, but I didn’t know what. I
looked out the window and didn’t see anything in the moonlit yard.
The next morning I found out a bear had been down in the parking lot
below my window and had completely emptied the back of their pickup
truck of all it’s trash. They knew it was a bear because the three
empty canisters of whipped cream had all been crushed and the
contents cleaned out.
8. Walking down the trail singing (at
the top of my lungs), “I can’t help falling in love with you,”
an old Elvis hit, I rounded the corner and here is this male hiker
just crawling out of his tent. He’s in his shorts, five o’clock
shadow, hair’s a mess and he stands up, rubs his belly and looks at me like, “you
gotta be kidding, not me fella’?”
9. Half-Elvis, a thru-hiker, found a
National Geographic Map of Texas and hung it in the last shelter in
Pennsylvania, the Kirkridge Shelter. He meticulously drew the A.T.
crossing Texas, including shelter locations and a “You are here X.”
I wonder how many were confused by that?
Twas The Night Before Christmas…ham radio style.
You’d have to be a ham radio operator to really follow this. I wrote it about 40 years ago…
A Ham’s “’Twas The Night Before Christmas”
Twas the night before Christmas, when
all through the shack,
not a meter was stirring, not even on
the rack;
The finals were hung by the chimney
with care,
in hopes that St. Nick would tune them
right there.
The children were nestled all snug in
their beds,
while visions of moonbounce danced in
their heads;
and Mama with her handheld, and I with
a trap,
had just settled our brains with a high
voltage zap.
When out on the tower there rose such a
clatter,
I sprang from the bench to see what was
the matter.
away to the window I flew like a high
tension flash,
tore open the shutters and threw up the
sash.
The moon on the breast of the new
fallen snow,
gave the glow of tubes of days long
ago.
When what, to my wondering eyes should
appear,
but a miniature sleigh, with mobile
amateur gear;
with a little old ham, so lively and
quick,
I knew in a moment, it must be Saint
Nick.
More rapid than McElroy his keying it
came,
and he listened and he tuned and called
them by name:
“Now Dasher! Now Damper! Now
Phasor and DX’en”
“On Common! On Coupled! On Doner
and Blitzen!”
“To the top of the shack to the
top of the wall”
“Now Dash away, Dash away, dash
away all!”
As dry days before Field Day do fly,
when they meet with the forecast and
never comply,
so up on the shack top the signals they
flew,
with the sleigh full of gear, and St.
Nickolas too.
and then in a band opening, I heard on
the roof,
antenna work by a ham on the hoof.
As I drew in my head and was tuning
around,
down the feedline came St. Nicholas
with a bound.
He was all tangled in coax, from his
head to his foot,
and his checksheets were all tarnished
with ashes and soot.
A bundle of gear he had flung on his
back,
and he looked like a contester opening
a six-pack;
His handheld – how it crackled! The
signals did vary,
his equipment made noises, his QSO was
quite merry.
His droll little mouth was drawn up
like a Mho,
and the beard of his chin was white as
slow scan snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in
his teeth,
and the smoke, it encircled his head
like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a round little
belly,
that shook when he laughed like the
roll of a tele.
He was chubby and plump, a right old
elf,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite
of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his
head
soon gave me to know I had not QR-zed.
He spoke not a word, but went straight
to his work,
and tuned all the finals, then turned
with a jerk,
and keying his finger aside of his
nose,
and giving a nod, up the feedline he
rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, his handheld
gave a whistle,
and away they all flew, like the down
on a thistle’
But I heard him exclaim ‘Ere he faded
out of sight’
“Happy Christmas
to all
and to all
A good
night!”
K1YPP
This touched me.
As I have noted before, every now and then I get a piece of fan mail that touches me. This one arrived a few days ago. I would proudly go hike with this fellow (for you readers that are not ham radio operators, CQ is an amateur radio magazine):
Mr. Blanchard: 9-30-2013
I hope you aren’t alarmed that you are
receiving a letter from a man in prison. I just felt the need to
write you. My name is XXXX XXXX and I am serving a couple of years
for a poor choice I made during this tough economy. I regret that
very much because I’m not with my wife. Anyway, the purpose of this
letter is first to thank you for your book, “Three Hundred Zeroes.”
I received it from family two months ago and have read it three
times. I received the book because I have always expressed an
interest in ham radio, and lately, hiking the AT. I now have both the
Tech and General Class study books and hope to have my ticket shortly
after my release.
Your book was truly inspirational and
caused me to also set the goal of a thru-hike. My wife has been
sending print out from trailjournals.com and supports me completely.
I have some questions but I completely understand if you choose not
to respond to this letter. I have also read an article by you in CQ
about radio on the trail. At this point I’m curious what you feel
about a person with a criminal past getting into ham radio and hiking
the trail.
Anyway, I’ll ask some of my questions
and hope for a response. Again, please don’t feel bad if you just
can’t bring yourself to respond. I would feel strange about it as
well if I were in your position.
First, I’m very curious about your
daily hygiene on the trail. How often did you bathe or shower and how
did you do it without exposing yourself to the world? I can’t find
any info on what kind of food to take so I’m curious about that as
well. What type of clothing did you take and how many of each item
did you carry? Did you do laundry on the trail or only in town? If on
the trail, then what did you use for laundry soap?
I feel like there are many more, but I
know I’ll be very blessed by a response to this letter at all. My
wife has also sent me two different 2013 thru hike-hike guides, one
of them being the one your recommend in your book. At this point I am
commited to the goal fo a thru hike, knowing, that if I can do that,
I can do anything.
Again, thank you for your book and
article in CQ and I sincerely hope to hear from you.
Sincerely
XXXX XXXX